Saturday, April 05, 2008

A Note to Messrs. Everett and Lamb

Hi guys--

I know I've talked some smack about your ears and unibrow, respectively. And I made that joke about watching games on the radio at your expense. But, I feel I must clarify something.

Because while a more traditionally good-looking guy who plays bad baseball will never, ever, be hot, at the same time a less, erm, aesthetically pleasing player (or two) who pulls off a perfect suicide squeeze is totally in the running for boyfriend status.

Nicely done, fellas.

(Heart),
TwinsGoddess

1 comment:

Demigoddess the Elder said...

I don't mind the big ears! Their kinda cute in a funny sort of way.

Maybe I'm just weird...